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BLOW JOB
This guy goes into a horror house and says he wants the best
blowjob he can get for $100. The madam says go to the room take
off all your clothes and we will be with you as soon as
possible.
So he goes to the room and takes off all of his clothes
and a few minutes later a fine hooker comes in the room. She
gives him a blowjob and he busts a nut and then she reaches
under the bed and pulls out a jar and spits in it. He says will
you do that again if I give you another $100.
She says sure. He gives her another $100 and she gives him
another blowjob and he busts even a bigger nut this time. She
pulls out the jar again and spits in it. He asks what the jar
was for and she says "I have a bet with the girl across the
hall whoever fills up their jar first gets to drink them
both".
"SICK ISNT IT"
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